What is NetWear?

Well to be honest, it's a word I just imagined while signing up for this blog. Doesn't seem to be many entries on Google that aren't typos- though someone HAS registered netwear.com

Bastards.

I'm lying down on a stiff mattress in Bangkok recovering from surgery, with nothing much to do but read 'Wired' and scribbble into my graph paper Moleskine. I've decided to embark on a new project, and I decided to start this blog to document it, and quench my boredom.

Yes, it bodes well for the future of this thing, doesn't it?

So, my just made up definition: NetWear is a wearable item that connects one to the Internet.

Hmm, I suppose that definition could include those horrible SPOT watches Microsoft makes (made?) so I'll expand the definition to include the "real" internet, not the stripped down version on most portable devices.

Modern PDA's and Cellphones are currently the dominant mobile internet devices, but I don't include them in the NetWear category because you still have to take it out to look at the screen. The information should be always there, readily accessible- perhaps even Augm3nT1ng uRe r3al1tieZ.

Well, enough foreplay. Allow me to Geek Out for a moment and I'll come out and say it- I want a Wearable Computer.

Ah, Wearable Computing. It ranks up there with Virtual Reality in the Buzzwords of the Early 90's category.

On paper, it looks like a fine idea: Look at all the marvels the PC has brought to our lives by introducing them into our homes- just imagine if they were with us 24/7! With a wireless broadband connection, we'd basically have the answer to any fact at hand. Instantaneous news, Streaming Music and Video, Maps, Skype- the list goes on and on.

Of course, the reality is computers are still cumbersome. You'd need to power it all day, a major challenge in itself. Not to mention an unobtrusive method of input/output would be needed.

The "solutions" to these problems are monstrosities that haven't even caught on with the most hardcore of the nerdiest.

Well, I may not look like a typical NetWear aficondo, being absolutely gorgeous and all, but inside, I'm all Geek. And I am prepared to don the extremly hardcore equivalent of a Pocket Protector in exchange for the access to information I'll be granted.

The time for NetWear hasn't yet come. But, being an Aquarius, I've always been a little ahead of my time. Like I said above- I want one.

But since a device with my demanding specs doesn't yet exist, I'll just have to build one. It's going to take time. And money. A whole lot of money. But in the end, it will be mine.

Oh Yes, it will be mine...